Forms to post to Fireboard

I've got the forms. I've got the SQL.

I JUST NEED THE PHP. I'm at a loss and I need to have this done in a rather soonish manner.

I have forms:
http://valorous-gaming.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=55&Itemid=67
(There are more they are just not linked yet...)

I have the SQL to insert *something* to the Fireboard forums:

INSERT INTO `jos_fb_messages` (`parent`, `thread`, `catid`, `name`, `userid`, `email`, `subject`, `time`, `ip`, `topic_emoticon`, `locked`, `hold`, `ordering`, `hits`, `moved`, `modified_by`, `modified_time`, `modified_reason`) 
VALUES (0, 2, 3, 'admin', 62, 'cgprincess@gmail.com', 'New Application', unix_timestamp(now()), '70.176.208.197', 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, NULL, NULL, NULL);
insert into `jos_fb_messages_text` (`mesid`, `message`)
VALUES ((select ID from jos_fb_messages order by id desc limit 1), 'This is a test of the emergency broadcast system');

Now... I just need to make it so when the form is submitted, the email on the form is sent the default email AND THEN the same text thats going to the email is posted in the Fireboard.
I do want bells and whistles.. ie, I want the subject to be "New {race} Application from {char_name}"

Yes, I am willing to pay for services.
reply here or email me [email]cgprincess@gmail.com[/email]

Bump. Still need this. Still willing to pay.

Did you ever figure it out? I am curious and trying to do this too.

Let me know if you had to pay someone, I might be able to Paypal some too. Hope you can help me out.

Thanks.